fuckyeahgravityfalls: A Forgotten Tale "Ow! Ow! Seriously? Was that really necessary?" Grembert grabbed at the oddly smooth absence where his ear had been just a moment ago and cursed his luck. “What the hell is wrong with you witches? Can’t you just accept cash or livestock like everyone else?” The witch cackled with glee, as witches are wont to do, and did a wobbly dance of amusement, her bracelets and baubles jangling in a most annoying fashion. “FOR THE FOOL WHO LISTENS, BUT YET CANNOT HEAR! A PRICE MOST CRUEL, I TAKETH YOUR EAR!” She continued to dance with uncoordinated abandon. Now there were claps involved. She was really getting into it. “Look,” grunted Grembert, “you got my ear, you’ve done your stupid dance, now can I please get what I came here for?” “You should be thankful!” cautioned the witch, now doing The Cabbage Patch, “My sister is less charitable than I! She takes hands! And sometimes lesser organs. One ear is a small price to pay for THIS!” The witch reached down her own throat, like, up to her elbow, and pulled out a glowing purple vial. “That’s disgusting!” exclaimed Grembert. “What?” grunted the witch. “That thing you did, reaching into your throat. How did you do that?” replied Grembert. “I’m a witch,” said the witch. “Now sprinkle this into the eyes of the one you deem worthy. But only use it ONCE, or there will be ironic, horrifying consequences, you hear me?!” “I half-heard you,” muttered Grembert, rubbing his earless stump, and with that he crawled back out of the witch’s lair……. What at first appears to be a cruel joke is just a shallow facade. Click on Bill and it leads to the the excerpt posted above from a page of a story called, “A Forgotten Tale.” Looks like we might be getting more pages from here on about Grembert the earless. The page also has two other messages. The page content says “Such a curious thing…” and the alt text says, “21-23-10-25-9-3-16-19-23-6-11-19-10-9-1?” which decodes to “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?” The main bill.gif page also has an alt text, “13-15-4-4-15-19-5!” which decodes to “KITTIES!” The source code also returns Bill’s ACII image without any hidden codes… that we know of.

fuckyeahgravityfalls: A Forgotten Tale "Ow! Ow! Seriously? Was that really necessary?" Grembert grabbed at the oddly smooth absence where his ear had been just a moment ago and cursed his luck. “What the hell is wrong with you witches? Can’t you just accept cash or livestock like everyone else?” The witch cackled with glee, as witches are wont to do, and did a wobbly dance of amusement, her bracelets and baubles jangling in a most annoying fashion. “FOR THE FOOL WHO LISTENS, BUT YET CANNOT HEAR! A PRICE MOST CRUEL, I TAKETH YOUR EAR!” She continued to dance with uncoordinated abandon. Now there were claps involved. She was really getting into it. “Look,” grunted Grembert, “you got my ear, you’ve done your stupid dance, now can I please get what I came here for?” “You should be thankful!” cautioned the witch, now doing The Cabbage Patch, “My sister is less charitable than I! She takes hands! And sometimes lesser organs. One ear is a small price to pay for THIS!” The witch reached down her own throat, like, up to her elbow, and pulled out a glowing purple vial. “That’s disgusting!” exclaimed Grembert. “What?” grunted the witch. “That thing you did, reaching into your throat. How did you do that?” replied Grembert. “I’m a witch,” said the witch. “Now sprinkle this into the eyes of the one you deem worthy. But only use it ONCE, or there will be ironic, horrifying consequences, you hear me?!” “I half-heard you,” muttered Grembert, rubbing his earless stump, and with that he crawled back out of the witch’s lair……. What at first appears to be a cruel joke is just a shallow facade. Click on Bill and it leads to the the excerpt posted above from a page of a story called, “A Forgotten Tale.” Looks like we might be getting more pages from here on about Grembert the earless. The page also has two other messages. The page content says “Such a curious thing…” and the alt text says, “21-23-10-25-9-3-16-19-23-6-11-19-10-9-1?” which decodes to “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?” The main bill.gif page also has an alt text, “13-15-4-4-15-19-5!” which decodes to “KITTIES!” The source code also returns Bill’s ACII image without any hidden codes… that we know of.