30rockquotes: expectationsvsreality: tvquotes: cheia: calikalie: Hello, fellow human being. Would you like to ask me what time it is? Are you a large child or a small adult? You look regular. Could I get your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Craigford? Is it Swimming? Are you a pre-op transcentaur? Excuse me, do you have change for a $10,000 bill? I would like some chicken nuggets, a beer, and some of my wife’s rice to stay. Excuse me, sir, do you want to hold hands with a black millionaire? Does anyone want to be my friend? I’M NORMAL! 30 Rock, 4x01 Season 4
