chicagobusiness: Heeeere’s Clark — the Chicago Cubs’ first official mascot — IRL. And to no one’s surprise, the Internet (namely Twitter) unleashed a barrage of jokes and backlash at the furry guy like this: No pants, terrified eyes. Yep, he’s a Cub. RT @ChrisDeLuca: This is “Clark,” the #Cubs' new mascot. — Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) January 13, 2014 Hey, at least the kids seem to like him.