keyofnik: So Nephrite is a fucker and we all need to make him real so we can stab him with electric spike things and then deny him chocolate parfaits. "Huh, you look feminine!" says Nephrite, and at least Endymion has the presence of mind to be like "DUDE, THE FUCK." But Jupiter, you guys. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Again, SilMil Jupiter shouldn’t just be Mako, and I honestly can’t see SilMil Jupe having any body image issues at all. But they’re playing it as basically Moon Mako, so in the spirit of that FUCK YOU NEPHRITE YOU ASSWIPE Oh my god she looks CRUSHED Meanwhile Handmaiden #4 back there. Was Jupiter just wanting to leave because you know HEART BREAKING IN A ZILLION PIECES and the Handmaiden stopped her? Or I wonder if she’s maybe specifically assigned to Jupiter? Maybe helped her get ready for this in her whitest of white gowns and told her how beautiful she was and how she’d totally knock General Asswipe for a loop with her hotness. And then THIS. Also Mars, you sweetheart. She knows INSTANTLY how Jupiter’s going to take it, and just whirls around to comfort her. HELP UNANTICIPATED REI AND MAKO FEELS Venus you’re kind of being an ass though. I’m going to assume you laughed louder than you ought to cover for Jupiter’s distress and because you’re super tied into diplomat mode right now where face must be saved and guests must be excused because you never know when they’re going to turn around and their entire population will be on your doorstep ready to kill everyone. I’ll leave you with this final image:
