knarrow: Gentlemen, here we have Baljeet, a nerd who has suffered a severe wedgie from his local bully. Gentlemen we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him smarter. Faster. BALJEETIER. Ladies and gentlemen meet THE BIONIC BALJEET

knarrow: Gentlemen, here we have Baljeet, a nerd who has suffered a severe wedgie from his local bully. Gentlemen we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him smarter. Faster. BALJEETIER. Ladies and gentlemen meet THE BIONIC BALJEET